Started 24 Sep
This is easily the best of Series 17. It's fun to watch and is both interesting and engaging.
But it is no way the 4th or 5th best DW ever.
Big problems exist with the plot.
For instance Scaroth (who has been struggling for centuries to build a time machine) discovers the Doctor and Romana have a time machine early in p3 and then makes no attempt to steal the time machine or persuade or force the Doctor to use it for him. Why not? (He's not stupid...)
I'm not sure that lifeless slime plus spaceship explosion/radiation at 400 million years B.C. equals spark of life. Life is much older than this (eg. Stromatolites at 3700 million B.C.) and a single event like this is unlikely to have sparked life on earth generally. (More likely this Jagoroth event may have caused a mass extinction which usually generates great changes in evolutionary biology.)
Also the two minute time limit for the time transfer in ep4 is introduced arbitrarily by a throwaway line from Romana. Ugh...
The late night escape (early p3) from the scene of the Louvre robbery is unconvincing. ("See that window...")
The filming in Paris is a major innovation, even if it looks low budget and the extended running down the Champs Elysees scenes are used like padding.
The Jagoroth costume is clearly ludicrous. The Count/Countess relation free relationship is distinctly weird. It can only make sense in the context of the 30's Hays code for Hollywood movies. This is possibly one of a series of symbolic nods towards genre film. Others include gangster tropes, crime caper films (eg. The Pink Panther) and Bulldog Drummond/Tintin (Look at Duggan's hair...)
Some performances are good in this. Julian Glover (Scarlioni etc) is good value, so are Catherine Schell (the Countess) and Tom Chadbon (Duggan).
Less convincing is David Graham as Kerensky and Kevin Flood as the Hermann the butler. Peter Halliday as the low budget Renaissance soldier seems odd casting.
But the story has verve and is very entertaining. Certainly the sky-high viewing figures in Britain suggest this even though they were clearly upped by the ITV strike at the time. (11 week blackout of the opposition channel...)
City of Death has THE highest average UK audience rating for any DW serial. Part 4 is still no.1 and Part 3 is no.2 on the all time highest rating list. Part 2 is no4. Part 1 is merely 25th on the list. https://guide.doctorwhonews.net/info.php?detail=ratings
Ratings do not equal quality. Underworld had a high UK audience rating.
As we watched it the premiere of this serial had its 40th anniversary (UK 29-Sep-1979)
ABM Rating 3.45/4.00
LJM Rating 4.30/5.00
SPJ Rating 8.40/10
No. 26 (out of 105)
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Tuesday, 24 September 2019
Tuesday, 17 September 2019
104 Destiny of the Daleks
Started 17-Sep
The almost entire absence of incidental music in this story makes this feel strangely atmospheric and alien. (Contrast this with the approach next series!!)
The use of original 60's Radiophonic Workshop Skaro soundscapes is laudable. (I like it.)
There's a feature length edit version of this on the internet that emphasizes the downbeat low key atmosphere even more than the broadcast version.
The plot and the performances in this are not up to even the Graham Williams DW standard.
David Gooderson as Davros is noticeably less compelling than Michael Wisher. The idea that Davros has merely been 'asleep' for 1000 years or so (he was exterminated by the Daleks in Genesis p6) is ludicrous, even for DW. But get over it to get the story happening... ok.
The Movellans are played as "moving wallpaper" dummies. They are profoundly uninteresting.
The Dalek slaves are cliched and uninvolving. There's a fun game to play of spot the reused costume. The mashups are bizarre. (eg. Voc Robot mixed with Karn Sister AND Mentiad). In a first for DW I think it's significant that the casting is distinctly non-white in this story. It sets a tone for future DW casts that continues to the present day. Up to this point there are whole series of DW without a single black or asian face. Suddenly there are lots and it stays that way. Also significant is the first time females are shown to be exterminated by Daleks.
Tyssan shows some endeavour but comes off as slightly weird.
The Dalek props are in awful condition. The bashes and damage are far too obvious for close-ups. The ep4 plastic shell Daleks (which are used for the explosions) are obviously being walked by stage hands (you can see feet and gait like oscillation) in various shots in the quarry.
Tom's performance since seems off hand, irritated and he resorts to zany far too often.
Lalla is trying hard as the 'girl' version of the Doctor. (Look how she is dressed.) But the character comes across as a bit wet. (She gets better in later stories.)
The main achievement of this story is the direction. The first use use of the steadi-cam and the 'creeper' (camera low and close to the floor) shot of the Daleks especially is exciing and imaginative. It leads to lots of (intentional) camera movement. Also noticeable is the thoughtful shot constuction especialy Daleks in the central control area. The director is DW one time director Ken Grieve, who says in his DVD interview that he was a former cameraman. The impression this gives is a thoughtful and technically adept shooting of a story he didn't really try to understand.
Also significant is the post modern use of studio lights in the ruined Dalek city corridor shots. Many have criticized the 'visible' studio lights in the Dalek underground areas as production errors but they are mistaken.The sets for the Dalek city are very good and feature the arty blurring of the line between studio and set. That is progress, DW fans!
Destiny is a fairly boring story. The plot has flaws (why are Daleks and Movellans bound by strategic logic, other than they just are...) Significantly this story mistakes Daleks for logic slave *robots*. Daleks are insane. That's what makes them scary.
Some of the ideas and characters aren't original or the best (that's Terry Nation) and the plot is underdeveloped (that's Douglas Adams). But it's Daleks and quarries so it looks like DW. Technically there are a number of very cool innovations that point a way forward for DW in the 80's.
ABM Rating 2.10/4.00
LJM Rating 2.26/5.00
SPJ Rating 5.30/10
No. 86 (out of 104)
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The almost entire absence of incidental music in this story makes this feel strangely atmospheric and alien. (Contrast this with the approach next series!!)
The use of original 60's Radiophonic Workshop Skaro soundscapes is laudable. (I like it.)
There's a feature length edit version of this on the internet that emphasizes the downbeat low key atmosphere even more than the broadcast version.
The plot and the performances in this are not up to even the Graham Williams DW standard.
David Gooderson as Davros is noticeably less compelling than Michael Wisher. The idea that Davros has merely been 'asleep' for 1000 years or so (he was exterminated by the Daleks in Genesis p6) is ludicrous, even for DW. But get over it to get the story happening... ok.
The Movellans are played as "moving wallpaper" dummies. They are profoundly uninteresting.
The Dalek slaves are cliched and uninvolving. There's a fun game to play of spot the reused costume. The mashups are bizarre. (eg. Voc Robot mixed with Karn Sister AND Mentiad). In a first for DW I think it's significant that the casting is distinctly non-white in this story. It sets a tone for future DW casts that continues to the present day. Up to this point there are whole series of DW without a single black or asian face. Suddenly there are lots and it stays that way. Also significant is the first time females are shown to be exterminated by Daleks.
Tyssan shows some endeavour but comes off as slightly weird.
The Dalek props are in awful condition. The bashes and damage are far too obvious for close-ups. The ep4 plastic shell Daleks (which are used for the explosions) are obviously being walked by stage hands (you can see feet and gait like oscillation) in various shots in the quarry.
Tom's performance since seems off hand, irritated and he resorts to zany far too often.
Lalla is trying hard as the 'girl' version of the Doctor. (Look how she is dressed.) But the character comes across as a bit wet. (She gets better in later stories.)
The main achievement of this story is the direction. The first use use of the steadi-cam and the 'creeper' (camera low and close to the floor) shot of the Daleks especially is exciing and imaginative. It leads to lots of (intentional) camera movement. Also noticeable is the thoughtful shot constuction especialy Daleks in the central control area. The director is DW one time director Ken Grieve, who says in his DVD interview that he was a former cameraman. The impression this gives is a thoughtful and technically adept shooting of a story he didn't really try to understand.
Also significant is the post modern use of studio lights in the ruined Dalek city corridor shots. Many have criticized the 'visible' studio lights in the Dalek underground areas as production errors but they are mistaken.The sets for the Dalek city are very good and feature the arty blurring of the line between studio and set. That is progress, DW fans!
Destiny is a fairly boring story. The plot has flaws (why are Daleks and Movellans bound by strategic logic, other than they just are...) Significantly this story mistakes Daleks for logic slave *robots*. Daleks are insane. That's what makes them scary.
Some of the ideas and characters aren't original or the best (that's Terry Nation) and the plot is underdeveloped (that's Douglas Adams). But it's Daleks and quarries so it looks like DW. Technically there are a number of very cool innovations that point a way forward for DW in the 80's.
ABM Rating 2.10/4.00
LJM Rating 2.26/5.00
SPJ Rating 5.30/10
No. 86 (out of 104)
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Monday, 9 September 2019
103 The Armageddon Factor
Started 9-Sep
Part 1 is the 500th episode.
This is no where near as bad as some people make out.
Let's try to deal with some of these criticisms.
1. It's slow paced. (So is Talons of Weng Chiang).
This is the last ever 6 parter. The story must be played out in steps to last 6 eps. The last few 6 parters (Invasion, Seeds especially) have had dog leg plots to make up the extra eps. Some people try to segmentise Armageddon also but I think that's not right. It progresses from Atrios to Zeos then to the hidden planet. That is all.
2. It's hard to follow in places. (So is The War Games.)
Like many other Series 16 stories there are no 'monsters'. The drama and the scary threat thing is a overwhelming war with interplanetary carpet bombing. This is difficult to present on DW's end of series budget but the show does not do too badly. The battle presented in p2 is dots on a screen and battle cruiser pilot commentary. The story is being told in the viewers imagination. This would be very different on a 'Star Wars' budget.
The Time loop and the mysterious computer controlled Zeons make the story less than straightforward. The hidden third planet elevates the story's sophistication level to something well above cartoons or Star Wars. The hidden third force stirring up the actual war gives the story an Orwellian element that makes it superior Sci Fi in my opinion.
3. The characters are wasted. (So is most DW)
You could criticize characters like Drax or the Shadow for being unfunny or unscary but that isn't very fair. Shapp started out sensible but had a some ridiculous moments late in the serial. The Marshall got caught in the time loop for 3 episodes and did not have a payoff scene but was formidable, dramatically played and ominous in p1 and p2. Astra and Merak did get a pay off scene but it seemed a bit wet to be honest. K9 had a prominent role and was used well (for a change).
4. The ending is trivial and unsatisfying.
A frequent complaint... Actually neither the 'goodies' or the 'baddies' won in the end.
What was the ending meant to be? 'God' gets pleased and peace, light, fruity platters and bunnies prevail for all and ever and all eternity... which is nice... or the opposite (sponsored by the Devil?).... or everything is back to its confusing, incomplete and partly good, partly bad 'normal' state. (This sounds right to me.)
Did the 'balance' or order get restored? Were the White Guardian minions working on the issue in any of the microseconds that the key was assembled and active? Well I hope so, otherwise the whole project was something of a waste of time. The story ignores this issue. Maybe the Key to Time rescattered to the corners of the universe with neither Guardian ascendant over the other IS order restored and balanced. This conclusion is implied. A stated conclusion would actually be very difficult to present credibly.
This is much better if watched one ep at a time. We luckily stuck to one ep a night for a week or so.
There are some ep endings which are epic. e.g. p3 . Part 5 is letting the side down a bit but...
The atmosphere in p1 is doom-ey and amazing. The feeling of Armageddon (indeed the premise of the story) is expressed by Tom early in p4 in a very Douglas-sy kind of way (i.e. accessible and whip smart). Also ep4 has a (mostly) unrecognised re-edit of a reprise. That hasn't been seen since Barry Letts was on the show. (I love that sorta stuff.)
ABM Rating 3.48/4.00
LJM Rating 3.40/5.00
SPJ Rating 7.40/10
Link to Cumulative Rankings
No. 45 (out of 103)
Rankings Scoreboard
from http://www.shannonsullivan.com/drwho/serials/5f.html
The story of Tom's threatened departure (Dec 1978/Jan 1979) Production began on The Armageddon Factor amidst simmering tensions behind the scenes. In early October, Baker had informed Williams that he would be leaving Doctor Who, a result of the actor's perceived lack of input in what he increasingly viewed as “his” programme. At the same time, Head of Drama Graeme McDonald had advised Williams to fire Baker. Towards the end of October, however, a détente was reached, with Baker agreeing to table his resignation until further discussions could be held. Meanwhile, Williams also found himself uncertain as to the status of his other regular, with Mary Tamm remaining noncommittal on the topic of returning to Doctor Who for Season Seventeen. To make matters worse, it was becoming clear that the BBC was about to be subjected to another round of industrial action, something which had previously plagued the recording of The Invasion Of Time one year earlier.
At around the same time, Williams met with Tamm and her agent in an effort to clarify her status for Season Seventeen. Williams was eager to retain the actress, but she felt that Romana had not been developed as fully as had been promised. There had originally been suggestions that Romana might be an expert in disciplines such as archery and karate, but Tamm felt that Romana had instead degenerated into just another screaming companion. Despite Williams' efforts, however, he was still unable to secure a firm decision from Tamm.
Aware of the situation, Baker offered his own -- intentionally bizarre -- ideas in case Romana did not return the next year. Unhappy with being saddled with a companion in the first place, Baker suggested that the Doctor could wander around with a talking creature -- a parrot or even a cabbage -- perched on his shoulder, to whom he could explain the plot. Alternatively, Baker thought it would be interesting to cast a very different kind of companion: a portly, out of shape woman in the vein of Miriam Margolyes.
The final recording session for The Armageddon Factor took place from December 3rd to 5th. This involved all of the scenes set on the Shadow's planet, with the TARDIS material taped on the final day (which also marked the end of Doctor Who's sixteenth production block). Williams opted to proceed as if Tamm would be returning the next year. Tamm herself, however, was now leaning towards leaving the show, and proposed to Ward that she might take over as a new incarnation of Romana. This suggestion came much to the delight of Baker, who had become very fond of Ward.
Finally, in mid-December, Tamm informed Williams that she would not be returning to Doctor Who; her departure was confirmed to the press on December 16th.
In addition to her theatrical work, Tamm continued to make numerous appearances on television, including Jonathan Creek, Agatha Christie's Poirot, The New Adventures Of Robin Hood and Doctors. Starting in 2005, Tamm returned to the role of Romana for Big Finish Production, appearing in the Gallifrey and Companion Chronicle ranges. Tamm subsequently recorded a season of new adventures opposite Baker as the Fourth Doctor for release in 2013, but before these could be released, the actress finally succumbed to a long battle with cancer. Tamm passed away on July 26th, 2012.
Anthony Read had also finished up his Doctor Who duties by this stage. He would continue writing for television, including episodes of The Professionals and Sapphire & Steel, as well as The Horns Of Nimon for Doctor Who's seventeenth season. Read also adapted the John Wyndham novel Chocky and served as script editor on Hammer House Of Horror. In addition, Read became a prolific novelist, with publications including the Baker Street Boys series and several books about Nazi Germany, some of them written with his Doctor Who collaborator, David Fisher (author of The Stones Of Blood and The Androids Of Tara). Read passed away on November 21st, 2015.
Meanwhile, Williams was still trying to deal with Baker. The star had been offered a contract for Season Seventeen on December 15th, but after two weeks had still not acted upon it, apparently because he demanded to first be informed as to the identity of his new co-star -- even though the casting process for the new companion likely wouldn't take place until well into the New Year. Williams was now increasingly of the opinion that Baker had played the Doctor for too long, and asked his agent for a final decision on Season Seventeen by January 4th, 1979. This ultimatum was the final straw as far as Baker was concerned; he wrote to Graeme McDonald to renew his resignation unless he was given more power behind the scenes, and also decried the way he was being treated by Williams. The producer, in turn, informed McDonald that he would quit if Baker's demands were met. At last, McDonald brought Baker and Williams together to clear the air. Following this meeting, Baker finally agreed to a new contract on January 15th -- having been granted none of his demands for control over scripts, directors or casting.
Nonetheless, a few days later Baker was delighted to learn that Tamm's suggestion had been taken up, and Lalla Ward was being cast as a regenerated Romana. A new incarnation of Romana had not been Williams' only option: he had also considered introducing a brand new character, and had even toyed with the idea of casting a different actress as Romana in each serial (although this would have created storyline havoc in terms of devising reasons for each regeneration, and made continuity between stories very difficult). Ward was contracted for Season Seventeen on January 24th, and a photocall was held on February 6th.
Part 1 is the 500th episode.
This is no where near as bad as some people make out.
Let's try to deal with some of these criticisms.
1. It's slow paced. (So is Talons of Weng Chiang).
This is the last ever 6 parter. The story must be played out in steps to last 6 eps. The last few 6 parters (Invasion, Seeds especially) have had dog leg plots to make up the extra eps. Some people try to segmentise Armageddon also but I think that's not right. It progresses from Atrios to Zeos then to the hidden planet. That is all.
2. It's hard to follow in places. (So is The War Games.)
Like many other Series 16 stories there are no 'monsters'. The drama and the scary threat thing is a overwhelming war with interplanetary carpet bombing. This is difficult to present on DW's end of series budget but the show does not do too badly. The battle presented in p2 is dots on a screen and battle cruiser pilot commentary. The story is being told in the viewers imagination. This would be very different on a 'Star Wars' budget.
The Time loop and the mysterious computer controlled Zeons make the story less than straightforward. The hidden third planet elevates the story's sophistication level to something well above cartoons or Star Wars. The hidden third force stirring up the actual war gives the story an Orwellian element that makes it superior Sci Fi in my opinion.
3. The characters are wasted. (So is most DW)
You could criticize characters like Drax or the Shadow for being unfunny or unscary but that isn't very fair. Shapp started out sensible but had a some ridiculous moments late in the serial. The Marshall got caught in the time loop for 3 episodes and did not have a payoff scene but was formidable, dramatically played and ominous in p1 and p2. Astra and Merak did get a pay off scene but it seemed a bit wet to be honest. K9 had a prominent role and was used well (for a change).
4. The ending is trivial and unsatisfying.
A frequent complaint... Actually neither the 'goodies' or the 'baddies' won in the end.
What was the ending meant to be? 'God' gets pleased and peace, light, fruity platters and bunnies prevail for all and ever and all eternity... which is nice... or the opposite (sponsored by the Devil?).... or everything is back to its confusing, incomplete and partly good, partly bad 'normal' state. (This sounds right to me.)
Did the 'balance' or order get restored? Were the White Guardian minions working on the issue in any of the microseconds that the key was assembled and active? Well I hope so, otherwise the whole project was something of a waste of time. The story ignores this issue. Maybe the Key to Time rescattered to the corners of the universe with neither Guardian ascendant over the other IS order restored and balanced. This conclusion is implied. A stated conclusion would actually be very difficult to present credibly.
This is much better if watched one ep at a time. We luckily stuck to one ep a night for a week or so.
There are some ep endings which are epic. e.g. p3 . Part 5 is letting the side down a bit but...
The atmosphere in p1 is doom-ey and amazing. The feeling of Armageddon (indeed the premise of the story) is expressed by Tom early in p4 in a very Douglas-sy kind of way (i.e. accessible and whip smart). Also ep4 has a (mostly) unrecognised re-edit of a reprise. That hasn't been seen since Barry Letts was on the show. (I love that sorta stuff.)
- DOCTOR: There will be a rather large bang, big enough to blow up Zeos, take Atrios with it, and make certain the whole thing ends in a sort of draw. That's the way these military minds work. The Armageddon factor.
ABM Rating 3.48/4.00
LJM Rating 3.40/5.00
SPJ Rating 7.40/10
Link to Cumulative Rankings
No. 45 (out of 103)
Rankings Scoreboard
from http://www.shannonsullivan.com/drwho/serials/5f.html
The story of Tom's threatened departure (Dec 1978/Jan 1979) Production began on The Armageddon Factor amidst simmering tensions behind the scenes. In early October, Baker had informed Williams that he would be leaving Doctor Who, a result of the actor's perceived lack of input in what he increasingly viewed as “his” programme. At the same time, Head of Drama Graeme McDonald had advised Williams to fire Baker. Towards the end of October, however, a détente was reached, with Baker agreeing to table his resignation until further discussions could be held. Meanwhile, Williams also found himself uncertain as to the status of his other regular, with Mary Tamm remaining noncommittal on the topic of returning to Doctor Who for Season Seventeen. To make matters worse, it was becoming clear that the BBC was about to be subjected to another round of industrial action, something which had previously plagued the recording of The Invasion Of Time one year earlier.
At around the same time, Williams met with Tamm and her agent in an effort to clarify her status for Season Seventeen. Williams was eager to retain the actress, but she felt that Romana had not been developed as fully as had been promised. There had originally been suggestions that Romana might be an expert in disciplines such as archery and karate, but Tamm felt that Romana had instead degenerated into just another screaming companion. Despite Williams' efforts, however, he was still unable to secure a firm decision from Tamm.
Aware of the situation, Baker offered his own -- intentionally bizarre -- ideas in case Romana did not return the next year. Unhappy with being saddled with a companion in the first place, Baker suggested that the Doctor could wander around with a talking creature -- a parrot or even a cabbage -- perched on his shoulder, to whom he could explain the plot. Alternatively, Baker thought it would be interesting to cast a very different kind of companion: a portly, out of shape woman in the vein of Miriam Margolyes.
The final recording session for The Armageddon Factor took place from December 3rd to 5th. This involved all of the scenes set on the Shadow's planet, with the TARDIS material taped on the final day (which also marked the end of Doctor Who's sixteenth production block). Williams opted to proceed as if Tamm would be returning the next year. Tamm herself, however, was now leaning towards leaving the show, and proposed to Ward that she might take over as a new incarnation of Romana. This suggestion came much to the delight of Baker, who had become very fond of Ward.
Finally, in mid-December, Tamm informed Williams that she would not be returning to Doctor Who; her departure was confirmed to the press on December 16th.
In addition to her theatrical work, Tamm continued to make numerous appearances on television, including Jonathan Creek, Agatha Christie's Poirot, The New Adventures Of Robin Hood and Doctors. Starting in 2005, Tamm returned to the role of Romana for Big Finish Production, appearing in the Gallifrey and Companion Chronicle ranges. Tamm subsequently recorded a season of new adventures opposite Baker as the Fourth Doctor for release in 2013, but before these could be released, the actress finally succumbed to a long battle with cancer. Tamm passed away on July 26th, 2012.
Anthony Read had also finished up his Doctor Who duties by this stage. He would continue writing for television, including episodes of The Professionals and Sapphire & Steel, as well as The Horns Of Nimon for Doctor Who's seventeenth season. Read also adapted the John Wyndham novel Chocky and served as script editor on Hammer House Of Horror. In addition, Read became a prolific novelist, with publications including the Baker Street Boys series and several books about Nazi Germany, some of them written with his Doctor Who collaborator, David Fisher (author of The Stones Of Blood and The Androids Of Tara). Read passed away on November 21st, 2015.
Meanwhile, Williams was still trying to deal with Baker. The star had been offered a contract for Season Seventeen on December 15th, but after two weeks had still not acted upon it, apparently because he demanded to first be informed as to the identity of his new co-star -- even though the casting process for the new companion likely wouldn't take place until well into the New Year. Williams was now increasingly of the opinion that Baker had played the Doctor for too long, and asked his agent for a final decision on Season Seventeen by January 4th, 1979. This ultimatum was the final straw as far as Baker was concerned; he wrote to Graeme McDonald to renew his resignation unless he was given more power behind the scenes, and also decried the way he was being treated by Williams. The producer, in turn, informed McDonald that he would quit if Baker's demands were met. At last, McDonald brought Baker and Williams together to clear the air. Following this meeting, Baker finally agreed to a new contract on January 15th -- having been granted none of his demands for control over scripts, directors or casting.
Nonetheless, a few days later Baker was delighted to learn that Tamm's suggestion had been taken up, and Lalla Ward was being cast as a regenerated Romana. A new incarnation of Romana had not been Williams' only option: he had also considered introducing a brand new character, and had even toyed with the idea of casting a different actress as Romana in each serial (although this would have created storyline havoc in terms of devising reasons for each regeneration, and made continuity between stories very difficult). Ward was contracted for Season Seventeen on January 24th, and a photocall was held on February 6th.
Wednesday, 4 September 2019
102 The Power of Kroll
Started 4-Sep
Rubbish.
Buried under a metric sh-- ton of shlock is a neo-colonialist screed (possibly) but it's a cliched and boring one. (It's neo-colonialist because the refinery guys do what they do for reasons of industrial profit rather than political domination but I'm not sure it matters...)
The script is flat, the dialogue is flat, the acting is flat. The plot is corny and seems vaguely reminiscent of Colony in Space or The Mutants or some crap Tarzan story.. (Miners trying to dispossess indigenous people.)
Robert Holmes has written this in a hurry or he's bored with DW or something... it's a very under-par effort.
Weirdly this is the **only** monster story in Series 16.
Tom is close to taking the piss is most scenes. Can't say I blame him... Some of the jokes he's making are pretty crap. Tom's best bit is the commentary on what he believes is Early Samoan architecture in the hut where the fifth holy ritual is taking place. It's banal and almost doesn't work. But it makes a terribly cliched scene at least a little interesting.
These vine breaking scenes in p3 (from 3m00s to about 14m00s) are a mix of bulls--t, Edgar Rice Burroughs and unbelievable coincidence. The story takes place over a day and a half or so (I think) and apparently 'it rains all the time' yet it only rained once and for a few minutes when convenient. The glass shattering nonsense is just nonsense. (p3 13m27s to 13.45s) The shots of Doctor, Romana and Rohm Dutt escaping after this show dry ground and blue skies.... um, basic film continuity error?
A reasonable cast. Not very good performances. Neil McCarthy (Mind of Evil), Phillip Madoc (Brain of Morbius etc), John Abineri (Ambassadors of Death, Fury From The Deep etc), Glyn Owen (B7 Spacefall an 40 years of other TV roles), Carl Rigg (James Bond 1987 The Living Daylights) all phoning it in. Can't say I blame 'em...
Mary is trying her best to look ok in most shots but her dialogue is not real kind and she has next to nothing to do.
Hey, how do the swampies make little swampies? There are no girl swampies...
Direction is up to Norman Stewart's previous standard (Undeworld). The swampies appear at the refinery in p4 (10m18s) and there's no set up scene where they decide to do this. (Actually I'm wrong it's at 5m53s. 4.5 minutes before in a episode 22m01s long with 1.5m intro/outro and 1.5m reprise....means that's why I missed it.)
Location work is distinctive but wasted.
Optical effects: Kroll horizon shots are incompetent and risible. There's a shot in p2 (DVD 14m03s) where a Swampie's head is cut off by the join in the picture!!! Unbelievable!!
Visual Effects: Whenever the tentacle appears and grabs any character there's some kind of obvious 'climbing' into the pipe while wrapping the tentacle around themselves sequence. Some terrible edits frequently make these scenes even worse.
The Kroll hedge based squid tentacle puppet theatre stuff in p4 (2m54s to about 3m10s) is **the** worst visual effect in 70's Who. (It has some competition...)
Model effects aren't great (which isn't new) but the director/editor leaves lingering shots of the model refinery on screen which really suck the suspense from the story. Try p4 12m12s to 12m20s.... it's not the only one.
The sets on the refinery are very, very wobbly and rough and cheap. The perspective of the studio camera makes it look like the control room is enormous and the tech guys are crowded around the control desk. Weirdly there's no equipment mess strewn about the place. None at all. According to legend the set designer Don Giles was subsequently disbarred from working on DW ever again by the BBC Controller Graeme McDonald.
This is easily the weakest Series 16 story for many reasons. Is the budget running dry? Like the fifth story from last year it has THE BEST UK ratings of the series. (p2 had 12.4 million tune in on 30 Dec 1978.)
p.s. Reviewer fact Check no 4031
Gareth Roberts writes in DWM 298: "This is the only Doctor Who story based around farts."
Squids on earth (so not necessarily equivalent to Kroll) don't fart as a by product of digestion like most mammals. Most mammal or human farts contain hydrogen, carbon dioxide, nitrogen and sulfurous gases (with the latter responsible for much of the smell). Methane is the by product of anaerobic vegetable decomposition not squid farts.
Sorry Gareth...
ABM Rating 1.60/4.00
LJM Rating 1.99/5.00
SPJ Rating 1.52/10
No. 95 (out of 102)
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Rubbish.
Buried under a metric sh-- ton of shlock is a neo-colonialist screed (possibly) but it's a cliched and boring one. (It's neo-colonialist because the refinery guys do what they do for reasons of industrial profit rather than political domination but I'm not sure it matters...)
The script is flat, the dialogue is flat, the acting is flat. The plot is corny and seems vaguely reminiscent of Colony in Space or The Mutants or some crap Tarzan story.. (Miners trying to dispossess indigenous people.)
Robert Holmes has written this in a hurry or he's bored with DW or something... it's a very under-par effort.
Weirdly this is the **only** monster story in Series 16.
Tom is close to taking the piss is most scenes. Can't say I blame him... Some of the jokes he's making are pretty crap. Tom's best bit is the commentary on what he believes is Early Samoan architecture in the hut where the fifth holy ritual is taking place. It's banal and almost doesn't work. But it makes a terribly cliched scene at least a little interesting.
These vine breaking scenes in p3 (from 3m00s to about 14m00s) are a mix of bulls--t, Edgar Rice Burroughs and unbelievable coincidence. The story takes place over a day and a half or so (I think) and apparently 'it rains all the time' yet it only rained once and for a few minutes when convenient. The glass shattering nonsense is just nonsense. (p3 13m27s to 13.45s) The shots of Doctor, Romana and Rohm Dutt escaping after this show dry ground and blue skies.... um, basic film continuity error?
A reasonable cast. Not very good performances. Neil McCarthy (Mind of Evil), Phillip Madoc (Brain of Morbius etc), John Abineri (Ambassadors of Death, Fury From The Deep etc), Glyn Owen (B7 Spacefall an 40 years of other TV roles), Carl Rigg (James Bond 1987 The Living Daylights) all phoning it in. Can't say I blame 'em...
Mary is trying her best to look ok in most shots but her dialogue is not real kind and she has next to nothing to do.
Hey, how do the swampies make little swampies? There are no girl swampies...
Direction is up to Norman Stewart's previous standard (Undeworld). The swampies appear at the refinery in p4 (10m18s) and there's no set up scene where they decide to do this. (Actually I'm wrong it's at 5m53s. 4.5 minutes before in a episode 22m01s long with 1.5m intro/outro and 1.5m reprise....means that's why I missed it.)
Location work is distinctive but wasted.
Optical effects: Kroll horizon shots are incompetent and risible. There's a shot in p2 (DVD 14m03s) where a Swampie's head is cut off by the join in the picture!!! Unbelievable!!
Visual Effects: Whenever the tentacle appears and grabs any character there's some kind of obvious 'climbing' into the pipe while wrapping the tentacle around themselves sequence. Some terrible edits frequently make these scenes even worse.
The Kroll hedge based squid tentacle puppet theatre stuff in p4 (2m54s to about 3m10s) is **the** worst visual effect in 70's Who. (It has some competition...)
Model effects aren't great (which isn't new) but the director/editor leaves lingering shots of the model refinery on screen which really suck the suspense from the story. Try p4 12m12s to 12m20s.... it's not the only one.
The sets on the refinery are very, very wobbly and rough and cheap. The perspective of the studio camera makes it look like the control room is enormous and the tech guys are crowded around the control desk. Weirdly there's no equipment mess strewn about the place. None at all. According to legend the set designer Don Giles was subsequently disbarred from working on DW ever again by the BBC Controller Graeme McDonald.
This is easily the weakest Series 16 story for many reasons. Is the budget running dry? Like the fifth story from last year it has THE BEST UK ratings of the series. (p2 had 12.4 million tune in on 30 Dec 1978.)
p.s. Reviewer fact Check no 4031
Gareth Roberts writes in DWM 298: "This is the only Doctor Who story based around farts."
Squids on earth (so not necessarily equivalent to Kroll) don't fart as a by product of digestion like most mammals. Most mammal or human farts contain hydrogen, carbon dioxide, nitrogen and sulfurous gases (with the latter responsible for much of the smell). Methane is the by product of anaerobic vegetable decomposition not squid farts.
Sorry Gareth...
ABM Rating 1.60/4.00
LJM Rating 1.99/5.00
SPJ Rating 1.52/10
No. 95 (out of 102)
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Sunday, 1 September 2019
101 The Androids of Tara
Started 1-Sep
This is "The Prisoner of Zenda" except they're everywhere....no less than 4 Princess Strellas/Romanas/androids.
The Prisoner of Zenda is a dreadful, old fashioned Victorian era novel which was barely credible when it was originally published in 1894. Amazingly it has been remade as movies on numerous occasions in the 20th century. Take a look at this list on Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner_of_Zenda#Adaptations). I guess it has some fairy tale type appeal. Significantly there has not been any notable remakes in the last 35 years which suggests that the appeal has dimmed. (Or maybe a comeback is imminent..?)
The Androids of Tara is a sci-fi themed mash up of androids and made up Ruritania on a foreign planet. The story is *very* padded out. I'll cite the last part of p3 as a major and obvious unnecessary plot fork that seems to waste screen time to get to 4 episodes.
The plot elements of crowning Reinhardt and thwarting Gracht's plan to marry off and then bump off Reinhardt and Strella are established by the end of p1 and take fully two episodes to happen. That is constipated... slow, painful and the result is... sh*t disappointing.
The jokes are "meh" to ok. The acting is rigid and hammy. (Neville Jason as Reinhardt in the dungeon is pure ham. He acts like he's in a sketch comedy show.) In p1 and 2 the Doctor makes some interesting asides about what androids think of human behaviour in a way that appears to prefigure Blade Runner (1981).
Peter Jeffrey is given licence to twirl his moustache and takes full advantage but it seems like he knows it's fluff. The season maguffin is sorted out (more or less) in the first 5 minutes of p1. Madame Lamia is the nearest there is to an interesting character and she gets wasted in p3 before her 'story' has a chance to be told.
We're left with a tedious story about a bad prince makes the good prince marry the android (or something like that) to achieve his own evils before being thwarted by the heroic stranger (the Doctor).
Tom and Peter's sword fight in p4 is overlong, not credible and not spectacular to watch. If Pertwee and Delgado in the Seas Devils p2 was indulgent this was worse. And not well directed....
The sci fi aspect is also neglected. Why are there Androids on Tara? Where do they get their (electrical) power? I saw no power points or distribution systems. Or any self contained solar/wind type power plants or fuel cells. How are the Androids manufactured? Where do the Taran peasants get plastic, aluminium, fibreglass, or whatever else the androids are built from? Potentially I think there might be quite a good SF story here about how the peasants are the hi-tech android makers but the wealth and the power is retained (somehow) by the feudal Lords, Princes and their similarly non-technical lackeys.
In Europe (and generally on Earth) hi-tech electronics and computers and all other secondary industry (from textiles to silicon chips) historically have turned the peasant class into the middle class and the consequence is mass elected republics or limited constitutional monarchies. Political power favours rich people with inherited industrial wealth not long term dynastic royal traditions. Consider the history of Japan, Russia, France, Britain, Germany.... there are *some* exceptions but there aren't many feudal countries on Earth in 2019... maybe Bhutan or Thailand... even Afghanistan has a republic, even if it is dominated by fundamentalist religious insurgents. (Australia is more of a "branch office"....)
How has this distinctive society developed and how is it sustained in a stable way? Interplanetary tourism and trade? A very cool inversion of the Ruritania (i.e. backwards, lacking in progress) regal identity conspiracy story trope could have been sparked here by thinking about these questions. What if Madame Lamia had survived? (Perhaps she's really a self aware android who can then lead an android revolution to overthrow the feudals and become President of Tara... and make Gracht serve the tea... I'd pay to watch that...)
But no, a stupid sword fight...
Androids is disappointing and a bit of a yawn, frankly. It's well enough made but unimaginative.
And I did not say anything about the Taran Wood Beast...
ABM Rating 2.40/4.00
LJM Rating 3.25/5.00
SPJ Rating 4.50/10
No. 78 (out of 101)
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This is "The Prisoner of Zenda" except they're everywhere....no less than 4 Princess Strellas/Romanas/androids.
The Prisoner of Zenda is a dreadful, old fashioned Victorian era novel which was barely credible when it was originally published in 1894. Amazingly it has been remade as movies on numerous occasions in the 20th century. Take a look at this list on Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner_of_Zenda#Adaptations). I guess it has some fairy tale type appeal. Significantly there has not been any notable remakes in the last 35 years which suggests that the appeal has dimmed. (Or maybe a comeback is imminent..?)
The Androids of Tara is a sci-fi themed mash up of androids and made up Ruritania on a foreign planet. The story is *very* padded out. I'll cite the last part of p3 as a major and obvious unnecessary plot fork that seems to waste screen time to get to 4 episodes.
The plot elements of crowning Reinhardt and thwarting Gracht's plan to marry off and then bump off Reinhardt and Strella are established by the end of p1 and take fully two episodes to happen. That is constipated... slow, painful and the result is... sh*t disappointing.
The jokes are "meh" to ok. The acting is rigid and hammy. (Neville Jason as Reinhardt in the dungeon is pure ham. He acts like he's in a sketch comedy show.) In p1 and 2 the Doctor makes some interesting asides about what androids think of human behaviour in a way that appears to prefigure Blade Runner (1981).
Peter Jeffrey is given licence to twirl his moustache and takes full advantage but it seems like he knows it's fluff. The season maguffin is sorted out (more or less) in the first 5 minutes of p1. Madame Lamia is the nearest there is to an interesting character and she gets wasted in p3 before her 'story' has a chance to be told.
We're left with a tedious story about a bad prince makes the good prince marry the android (or something like that) to achieve his own evils before being thwarted by the heroic stranger (the Doctor).
Tom and Peter's sword fight in p4 is overlong, not credible and not spectacular to watch. If Pertwee and Delgado in the Seas Devils p2 was indulgent this was worse. And not well directed....
The sci fi aspect is also neglected. Why are there Androids on Tara? Where do they get their (electrical) power? I saw no power points or distribution systems. Or any self contained solar/wind type power plants or fuel cells. How are the Androids manufactured? Where do the Taran peasants get plastic, aluminium, fibreglass, or whatever else the androids are built from? Potentially I think there might be quite a good SF story here about how the peasants are the hi-tech android makers but the wealth and the power is retained (somehow) by the feudal Lords, Princes and their similarly non-technical lackeys.
In Europe (and generally on Earth) hi-tech electronics and computers and all other secondary industry (from textiles to silicon chips) historically have turned the peasant class into the middle class and the consequence is mass elected republics or limited constitutional monarchies. Political power favours rich people with inherited industrial wealth not long term dynastic royal traditions. Consider the history of Japan, Russia, France, Britain, Germany.... there are *some* exceptions but there aren't many feudal countries on Earth in 2019... maybe Bhutan or Thailand... even Afghanistan has a republic, even if it is dominated by fundamentalist religious insurgents. (Australia is more of a "branch office"....)
How has this distinctive society developed and how is it sustained in a stable way? Interplanetary tourism and trade? A very cool inversion of the Ruritania (i.e. backwards, lacking in progress) regal identity conspiracy story trope could have been sparked here by thinking about these questions. What if Madame Lamia had survived? (Perhaps she's really a self aware android who can then lead an android revolution to overthrow the feudals and become President of Tara... and make Gracht serve the tea... I'd pay to watch that...)
But no, a stupid sword fight...
Androids is disappointing and a bit of a yawn, frankly. It's well enough made but unimaginative.
And I did not say anything about the Taran Wood Beast...
ABM Rating 2.40/4.00
LJM Rating 3.25/5.00
SPJ Rating 4.50/10
No. 78 (out of 101)
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